Burnout Proof Hype Kit
Your book deserves a fandom, even if you're tired as hell.
A story-first content kit for indie authors who ghost mid-launch, panic-post during preorders, and secretly hope the algorithm picks them up.
You don't need a 30 day funnel or content calendar built by a tech bro. You just need a system that works when you don't.
🌀 The Lazy Loop System
Launch-phase-based content circuits you can repeat, remix, or abandon in favor of soup and crying
💬 Emotional Post Templates
For teases, tropes, fandom bait, and readers who need a reason to care
🧵 Burnout Friendly Story Arc Prompts
Tell the stories that make readers feel—why you wrote it, what broke you in the process, what you want them to take away…all crafted into post-ready content prompts
📆 Soft Ritual Planner
A visibility rhythm that works with your energy, not against your mental health.
Launch-phase-based content circuits you can repeat, remix, or abandon in favor of soup and crying
💬 Emotional Post Templates
For teases, tropes, fandom bait, and readers who need a reason to care
🧵 Burnout Friendly Story Arc Prompts
Tell the stories that make readers feel—why you wrote it, what broke you in the process, what you want them to take away…all crafted into post-ready content prompts
📆 Soft Ritual Planner
A visibility rhythm that works with your energy, not against your mental health.
Inside the Hype Kit:
This is not for you if:
You've got the story....but not the strategy
Your content plan is vibes and breakdowns
You don't know how to hype your book without sounding cringe
You're mid-launch or pre--preorder panicking and don't know what the hell to post
This is for you if:
You'd rather write plots than captions, but you still want to sell your book
You want rigid, daily checklists and task trackers
You're expecting pre-written "plug and play" captions with zero customization (we don't do that bullshit here, only story building systems)
You aren't willing to be a little weird, emotional, or real in your content
You'd rather hire a PA to make trending posts than learn your own visibility rhythm
This isn't content that burns bright and burns you out. It's built for your capacity and your actual audience.
Soft. Strategic. Spicy.
Built for authors with too much heart, too little time, and a book worth screaming about.
The Vibe?
